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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office, He's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview .When my boss applies for leave,it's because he's overworked When I do good,my boss never remembers, When I do wrong,he never forgets what to do????????????? ![[]](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=a163bec76c&view=att&th=11fea9d613cd599f&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw)
1. Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
2. Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....
3. Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....
4. Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
5. A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
6. Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning!
7. Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, Tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep U safe whole Day! Good Morning...
8. Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka hath me cutting chay leke sab friend log ko bol dal "subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning
9. No sweet thoughts to forward,no cute graphics to send,just a....TRUE HEART saying...GOOD MORNING
10. A smile costs less than Electricity, but gives more light... Always smile as it is language which everyone understand... So keep smiling :-) Good morning!
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applyingsunscreen lotion...... ..Visit : http://www.karachicorner.com/smspk************ ********* ******Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.Teacher : Spell it?Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.============ ========= ========= ========= Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..============ ========= ========= =========Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.Police : How the theif did not take TV???Sardar : I was watching TV na....============ ========= ========= =========Thought for the Day!!!If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM============ ========= ========= =========Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.Tell why this odd combination?Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!============ ========= ========= =========Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!============ ========= ========= =========When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?Answer : On their Wedding !!============ ========= ========= =========Whats the height of Intelligence?Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
